Sam, a senior spollie dog and Tiger cat, and chickens by request!

All well with Sam and Tiger with their Animal Aunties,

Hi, my name is Sam, I am getting on a bit

But I still enjoy a little trot to the woods

Then I enjoy a rest on my bed!

This is my pal, Tiger

Enjoying treats

And having a wash!

Sam and Tiger's owners love chickens so this is for them!

See you next week!


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not safe.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..........

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"



Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?