This is Ruby
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Here to help, not much litter in this spot,
But quite a lot over here
Wombling away!
Triumphant with a bag full!
Home with my strange friend, Reuben!
And then cosy by the radiator
See you next Sunday!
Two friends were walking their dogs, one with a Dalmatian and the other with a Chihuahua, when they smelled some delicious food coming from the restaurant across the street.
The guy with the Dalmatian said, “Lets go over to the restaurant and get something to eat.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got the dogs with us.”
The owner of the Dalmatian says, “No Worries. Just follow my lead.”
He puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant.
The hostess, says, “I’m sorry sir, no pets allowed.”
The man with the Dalmatian says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing eye dog.”
The hostess smiles and says, “A Dalmatian?”
The man smiles back and replies, “For sure. They’ve been using these dogs for years now and my kids really like him.”
The hostess says, “OK, come on in and have a seat.”
When the man with the Chihuahua sees how it easy it was, he puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to walk in.
Sure enough, the Hostess says, “I’m sorry Sir, no pets allowed.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing eye Dog.”
“A Chihuahua?” Asks the Hostess.
The man replies…
'They gave me a Chihuahua!' |
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