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Monty and Timmy, terrier types, and lovely sunset towards Roseisle

Monty and Timmy have a great life sharing their household with a doting owner who gives them plenty of walks, toys, comfy beds and a welcome lap!

Hi I am Monty

having a scratch

This is my pal, Timmy

fossicking in the bushes

then in his cosy bed

See you next Sunday

Joke spot!

I went to get a dog for my son, but the pet shop wouldn't do a swop...........

Sam, a senior spollie dog and Tiger cat, and chickens by request!

All well with Sam and Tiger with their Animal Aunties,

Hi, my name is Sam, I am getting on a bit

But I still enjoy a little trot to the woods

Then I enjoy a rest on my bed!

This is my pal, Tiger

Enjoying treats

And having a wash!

Sam and Tiger's owners love chickens so this is for them!

See you next week!


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not safe.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..........

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light?
I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"



Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

Ruby, dotty Dalmatian and the beach clean

Once a month a small group of us clear litter off the beach, and sometimes Ruby comes to help,

This is Ruby

Here to help, not much litter in this spot,

But quite a lot over here

Wombling away!

Triumphant with a bag full!

Home with my strange friend, Reuben!

And then cosy by the radiator

See you next Sunday!

Two friends were walking their dogs, one with a Dalmatian and the other with a Chihuahua, when they smelled some delicious food coming from the restaurant across the street.

The guy with the Dalmatian said, “Lets go over to the restaurant and get something to eat.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got the dogs with us.”

The owner of the Dalmatian says, “No Worries. Just follow my lead.”

He puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and walks into the restaurant.

The hostess, says, “I’m sorry sir, no pets allowed.”

The man with the Dalmatian says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing eye dog.”

The hostess smiles and says, “A Dalmatian?”

The man smiles back and replies, “For sure. They’ve been using these dogs for years now and my kids really like him.”
The hostess says, “OK, come on in and have a seat.”

When the man with the Chihuahua sees how it easy it was, he puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and starts to walk in.

Sure enough, the Hostess says, “I’m sorry Sir, no pets allowed.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing eye Dog.”

“A Chihuahua?” Asks the Hostess.

The man replies…

'They gave me a Chihuahua!'